I am totally convinced that he died in 1966 and was instantly replaced by a man who looked exactly like him, sounded exactly like him, played all the same instruments as he did, shared his totally unique gift for melody and totally unique ear for harmonics and then went on to prove himself to be an even better songwriter than the original McCartney, even though no Beatles tribute band has ever been able to find anyone who possesses all those traits, in decades of trying.
