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Noses of Distinction

Postby Nightjar on Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:16 pm

Whilst watching Twin Peaks recently I have been mesmorised afresh by the dazzling beauty of Madchen Amick and in particular her glorious, and somewhat prominent, schnozz-o-la.

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So, in light of this, I have been prompted to start a thread devoted to my favourite facial feature.

Please post the noses of loveliness, nobility and distinction here.
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Butterfield on Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:34 pm

Taylor Lautner's nose


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I wouldn't be surprised if we see it shrink in size over the forthcoming years. I still wouldn't mind looking like him though.
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Nightjar on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:00 pm

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Butterfield on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:16 pm

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Nightjar on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:20 pm

:nonose: :nono:
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Butterfield on Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:13 pm

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:45 pm

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby flibbington on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:09 pm

Nighty, I always found it difficult to watch Twin Peaks for drooling reasons.

:drool:

I'm a sucker for ladies with out of the ordinary noses. In fact the ex-Mrs Flibbs had one such nose. She broke it in a tricycling accident circa 1977. It was fixed but never looked quite right.

Now I miss her.

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby flibbington on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:11 pm

Never mind.

A picture of Barbra Streisand to cheer me up.

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:20 pm

flibbington wrote:Nighty, I always found it difficult to watch Twin Peaks for drooling reasons.

:drool:

I'm a sucker for ladies with out of the ordinary noses. In fact the ex-Mrs Flibbs had one such nose. She broke it in a tricycling accident circa 1977. It was fixed but never looked quite right.

Now I miss her.

:(

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Butterfield on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:27 pm

WARNING: The picture of Daniella Westbrook's nose in the following link may cause distress. :shifty:


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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:32 pm

Is it the one where her septum fell off?
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby flibbington on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:43 pm

Butters! No!

:cripes:

I think you might need to read Nightjar's explanation again. :nono:
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Butterfield on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:44 pm

Call_of_the_Wendigo wrote:Is it the one where her septum fell off?


If that's what it is then yes.


flibbington wrote:Butters! No!

:cripes:

I think you might need to read Nightjar's explanation again. :nono:


He also said noses of notability! :rant:
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby flibbington on Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:57 pm

Butterfield wrote:
He also said noses of notability! :rant:


Oh. I read it as nobility! Such as the wonderful Steffi Graf

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Butterfield on Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:03 am

Oh, having re-read it I think you may be right. :redface:
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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby flibbington on Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:04 am

So good he deserves to be posted here as well. Geronimo.

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Re: Noses of Distinction

Postby Nightjar on Wed May 01, 2013 5:32 pm

The lady I'm seeing now has a wonderfully aquiline hooter. :happy:
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