What's that not in your mouth?

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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby FanGirl3 on Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:51 pm

I bought some bread today - pitta bread. I made pitta bread cucumber sandwiches with it.
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Thu Mar 23, 2017 12:11 am

I want a Scotch Pie but the Scotch Pie shop is shut. :(
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby FanGirl3 on Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:42 am

Surely there must be a justscotchpie.com service that will send a Scotch pie to your door 24/7.
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:19 am

They won't deliver to my house anymore.
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:20 am

Not after the last incident.
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:20 am

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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Nightjar on Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:25 am

Is that the one where you answered the door to the justscotchpie.com courier in a hand-crafted Scotch egg costume and the courier was upset because her sister had just got squashed by a giant spherical boulder like from Raiders of the Lost Ark whilst on holiday in Peru (and also because you'd forgotten that it was actually a Scotch Pie you'd ordered and not an egg)?
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:10 pm

I ordered four pies and he turned up with just 3.14159 of them.

I said to him, "What's happened to the rest?"

He said, "That's all there is. That's the Pi you ordered."

I said, "I didn't order that."

He said, "That's what you're getting."

Then he told me to sine for it.

I said, "I'm not sining for that."

He said, "Sine for it!"

So I did.

And then he said, "What about the other person?"

And I said, "What other person?"

And he said, "It's the new rule. Your signature on its own isn't enough. You need someone to cosine for it." Then he went off at a tangent, so I killed him.

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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby FanGirl3 on Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:32 pm

If I were you I'd get down the Scotch pie shop before it closes again.
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:23 am

I have a sudden craving for After 8 mints but the After 8 mints shop is miles away. :(
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby FanGirl3 on Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:33 pm

Interestingly, so long as it isn't much further than 8 miles away, you've just about got time to walk there and back before 8 o'clock.
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Re: What's that not in your mouth?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon May 14, 2018 11:20 pm

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