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Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Nightjar on Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:56 pm

I've got a nasty burn on my right inner forearm from my Mum's oven. :hothothot:

I was trying to make a pizza (yes, make one rather than merely cook one :aristojar: ) and I forgot that since her housing socc' fitted central heating in the qitchen you can't get the oven racks out properly so I had to reach right into the hot oven and manually extricate the pizza thus searing an inch long stripe of burn on my tender inner forearm. :(

I'll post a picture of it soon so you can all sympathise with my charred plight. :sadyes:

Anyway, I feel that this is the sister thread to the "I've got a blister" thread as a burn often leads to a blister.


So, here is where we can all... er...

Gurn about burn?

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Stevie-Baby on Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:04 pm

I spilled some hot coffee on my huge phat gut.

It hurtz...

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby FanGirl3 on Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:09 pm

Many years ago I sustained a similar, but thankfully smaller, burn on the inside of my right wrist in a similar oven-related situation.
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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:40 pm

FanGirl3 wrote:Many years ago I sustained a similar, but thankfully smaller, burn on the inside of my right wrist in a similar oven-related situation.

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:41 pm

Nightjar wrote:I've got a nasty burn on my right inner forearm from my Mum's oven. :hothothot:

I was trying to make a pizza (yes, make one rather than merely cook one :aristojar: ) and I forgot that since her housing socc' fitted central heating in the qitchen you can't get the oven racks out properly so I had to reach right into the hot oven and manually extricate the pizza thus searing an inch long stripe of burn on my tender inner forearm. :(

I'll post a picture of it soon so you can all sympathise with my charred plight. :sadyes:

Anyway, I feel that this is the sister thread to the "I've got a blister" thread as a burn often leads to a blister.


So, here is where we can all... er...

Gurn about burn?

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:41 pm

Stevie-Baby wrote:I spilled some hot coffee on my huge phat gut.

It hurtz...

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Nightjar on Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:46 pm

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:47 pm

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Danny_Parker on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:06 pm

:cripes:

Ovens are dangerous things. All the trays in mine don't quite fit so when it's time to extricate my charred dead things I have to be very careful lest I befall the same terrible fate as Night-dangles.
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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby FanGirl3 on Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:39 am

I imagined it as being much worse than that. i'm glad it wasn't!
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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Nightjar on Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:25 pm

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Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:37 pm

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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Nightjar on Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:51 pm

I'm just off to set fire to my face with paraffin to appease Fangule's strict conflagration criterium.
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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby FanGirl3 on Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:20 pm

You don't have to set fire to your face to impress me Nightie. You're already in my top 4 favourite HOTWers :lovethem:
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Re: Ooh, ow! I've burnt myself!

Postby Nightjar on Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:07 pm

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