How Bendy are you?

For all your health needs.

Can you touch your toes? Without bending your knees?

Yes, I'm quite bendy!
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42%
(Call_of_the_Wendigo, FanGirl3, StevieBaby)
Almost, I can almost get there
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14%
(The_Captain)
No, I'm too riddled with arthritis to even think about things like that
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28%
(Butterfield, Nightjar)
Dunno, never tried, I mean, what's the point.
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14%
(Danny_Parker)
I'm not telling you a thing like that, what sort of pervert do you take me for?
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:56 pm

To defuse the situation, did you have to pretend that that's merely the way you pronounce "gerbils"? And, from that point on, have you always had to pronounce "gerbils" as "goebbels" to avoid her getting suspicious?
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Nightjar on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:51 pm

It isn't pronounced "gerbils"? :gasp:

On reflection, I did wonder why she went to such lengths to defend his role in the Nazi war machine.
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby StevieBaby on Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:22 pm

Did you catch her surname?
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Nightjar on Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:52 pm

Er, no.

All I know is that she's a chief of propaganda in Berlin medical student in Stuttgart.
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby StevieBaby on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:36 pm

I was complimented on my Fire log pose today :bowtie: :smug:

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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby FanGirl3 on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:52 pm

I'm very flexible indeed. So much so in fact that I can just about **censored for content**


I can't quite do that. Not that I've tried :shifty:

I have got pretty flexible over the last 9 years of doing yoga. Which comes in handy for doing DIY, when you have to get into tight corners up in the loft and so on.
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Danny_Parker on Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:45 pm

I would honestly pay money to sit in and watch Stevie-baccles endure one of his Zumba/yoga/auto-fellation classes.

Not much money mind you, just some.
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Nightjar on Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:47 pm

And what if there was only standing room?
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby StevieBaby on Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:43 pm

I'm sure he' join in if there was a rush.

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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Danny_Parker on Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:34 pm

Nightjar wrote:And what if there was only standing room?


No, I would not be able to conceal my excitement.
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Nightjar on Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:19 am

Are there any nice laydeez at zumba class Stevborg? :hmn:
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby StevieBaby on Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:18 am

You know, now you've mentioned it, I've never noticed.
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Danny_Parker on Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:23 am

Yeah, yeah. Those arsecracks have people attached to them you know. :nono:
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby StevieBaby on Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:48 pm

Will no one defend me from these hurtful if correct accusations? :(
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:53 pm

I will. :bowtie:

Even though I don't know what the accusations are. :box:
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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby StevieBaby on Tue May 27, 2014 12:02 pm

Danny_Parker wrote:I would honestly pay money to sit in and watch Stevie-baccles endure one of his Zumba/yoga/auto-fellation classes.

Not much money mind you, just some.


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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Stevie-Baby on Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:29 pm

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Re: How Bendy are you?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:14 pm

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