Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

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Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Butterfield on Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:59 am

I just saw an advert on TV for some sort of pill or potion called horny goat weed. :llama:


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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby FanGirl3 on Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:07 am

Every Sunday I pop into Holland and Barrett to see if they've got any cheap fake pork pies, and last week I noticed they were advertising that stuff.
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:29 am

Does it work? :excited:
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:29 am

I must admit I have never encountered said product. It all sounds very dubious to me.
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Nightjar on Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:27 pm

I saw the advert.

It's for H*lland and B*rrett.

Voice over's by Alan Davies. :sadyes:

Trying to sound all cheeky. :vom:
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Danny_Parker on Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:46 pm

H*lland and B*rrett adverts are so bloody twee they make me want to claw my eyes out.

What does this goat-sh*t weed supposedly do?
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Nightjar on Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:48 pm

Epimedium, also known as...

Barrenwort
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Bishop's hat
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Fairy wings
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Horny goat weed
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Rowdy lamb herb
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Randy beef grass
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Yin yang huo
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Nightjar on Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:49 pm

That took ages. :(
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Danny_Parker on Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:52 pm

lol, I thought you made last 3 up. Not so apparently
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Butterfield on Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:21 pm

Nightjar wrote:I saw the advert.

It's for H*lland and B*rrett.

Voice over's by Alan Davies. :sadyes:

Trying to sound all cheeky. :vom:


Yes, it was all very tongue-in-cheek.


Nightjar wrote:That took ages. :(


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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:31 pm

Danny_Parker wrote:H*lland and B*rrett adverts are so bloody twee they make me want to claw my eyes out.

What does this goat-sh*t weed supposedly do?

It's supposed to raise a young man's fancy. :gossip:
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Butterfield on Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:42 pm

A young man's fancy dress?
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Butterfield on Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:43 pm

Fondant French fancy?
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby FanGirl3 on Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:13 pm

Call_of_the_Wendigo wrote:Does it work? :excited:


I didn't buy any.

They didn't have any cheap fake pork pies either.
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby FanGirl3 on Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:11 pm

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I think that is the most outrageous image ever posted on the HOTW. Fructo-bestiality! :dontpanic:
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:45 pm

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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby FanGirl3 on Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:01 pm

Ban this filth! :cartland:
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Re: Have you ever come across horny goat weed?

Postby StevieBaby on Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:29 am

FanGirl3 wrote:
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I think that is the most outrageous image ever posted on the HOTW. Fructo-bestiality! :dontpanic:


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