The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Nightjar on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:11 pm

Was it simply an ordinary-looking aardvark, or was it different in some way?

Did this Christmas Aardvark have a particular way of appearing - a time, a place - did it have a particular way of disappearing?
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:11 pm

Every year, we'd leave a pile of ants out for the Christmas Aardvark.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:11 pm

I had to collect them myself. From an ant's nest.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:12 pm

The ants always tried to kill me. :bawl:
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby StevieBaby on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:12 pm

I think we have Evidence of a impending mental breakdown a winner for the banner. :yes:
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:12 pm

But it was always worth it when the Christmas Aardvark turned up.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby StevieBaby on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:12 pm

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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Nightjar on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:14 pm

OK, I'm beginning to build up a picture...

The banner is beginning to take shape in my mind.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:14 pm

Nightjar wrote:Was it simply an ordinary-looking aardvark, or was it different in some way?

Did this Christmas Aardvark have a particular way of appearing - a time, a place - did it have a particular way of disappearing?

It was about the same sort of height as a man and used to walk on its hind legs. It used to enter through the front door. It had a key. And then it'd leave by the front door. It appeared on Christmas Eve every year.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby StevieBaby on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:15 pm

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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Nightjar on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:20 pm

Yes, did this Christmas Aardvark have any Christmassy trappings?

Clothing or sartorial whimsies of any sort?
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:53 pm

None at all.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Nightjar on Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:57 pm

Did it not even put on a little paper Christmas hat out of a cracker when it came over?
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Nightjar on Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:03 am

...not even for illustrative purposes?

How many members of the family witnessed the Christmas Aardvark?
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:04 am

Nightjar wrote:Did it not even put on a little paper Christmas hat out of a cracker when it came over?

It didn't do anything Christmassy. It just sat in the armchair and stared at the wall.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:04 am

Clutching the armrests.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby Call_of_the_Wendigo on Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:05 am

Nightjar wrote:How many members of the family witnessed the Christmas Aardvark?

Just me.
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Re: The Official Banner Suggestions Thread

Postby FanGirl3 on Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:07 am

'In Germany, their mythical figure, der Beardfuhrer, enters not down the chimney, but by kicking down the front door just before daybreak! >chuckle<'
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